Trip To Europe « Thread Started on Mar 22, 2009, 10:04pm »
A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor stopped her.
"You have so much to live for," said the sailor. "Look, IˇŻm off to Europe tomorrow and I can stow you away on my ship. IˇŻll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."
With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Europe, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn.
Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.
"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Europe. Plus heˇŻs screwing me."
"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry".
Ok I just sent out a e-mail to everyone who is opt-in asking that you post something with in the next 3 days or I'll delete you >:E Our main admin has a bad habit of dissappearing with out notifing any one so I've taken over in his absince. If you didn't read the e-mail or didn't get it, I am looking for staff. I'll be opening a thread asking about it in a minute here. I will update more as I progress on getting us some activity.
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